Character Bios
Our Favorite Athletes On Monday Night CombatAnnouncer
Currently calling games out of his prison cell in Mexico as part of a plea agreement there.
Personal
Mickey Cantor AKA “Mr. Controversy” has survived six assassination attempts (two of them successful) to become the most insightful, if not inciteful MNC announcer in history. Mickey has a checkered past including several personal scandals and arrests for non-violent criminal behavior.
Notable DNA:
Andres Cantor, unidentified merchant marine
Likes:
four team parlays, nice restaurants, weeklong parties
Dislikes:
process servers, divorce lawyers



