Character Bios
Our Favorite Athletes On Monday Night CombatAssault
“It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how good you look winning”
Primary Weapon
Assault Rifle
Secondary Weapon
Grenade Launcher
Upgradable Skills
Bomb

Remote detonated bombs can attach to enemy players, turrets and bots.
Fly

Hover jets allow the Assault to fly for a short time.
Assault Charge

Assault charges forward and damages everything he hits.
Assault Passive

Increases jump height and critical shots.
Press Interview
Press Quote 1:
(When asked her thoughts on the new instantly replay system)
(Stared at reporter until reporter made uncomfortable.)
Press Quote 2:
(When asked to stomp her foot once if in favor of the new instant replay rule and twice if not in favor)
(Stared angrily at reporter until reporter withdrew request.)
Press Quote 3:
(After another reporter made joke about her being ‘great girlfriend material’ on the account of her being mute)
(Assassin cloaked self. Seconds later reporter was physically beaten by unseen assailant. MNC officials deny any correlation between the two incidents.)
Personal
The Assault is the closest thing Monday Night Combat has to a “big play man”. He is the center of attention always, and the unofficial leader of the pack. He is most often seen driving the attack while dazzling the crowd with his acrobatic plays and daring-do.
Notable DNA:
Riddick Bowe, Princess Diana, David Beckham, Benny Hill
Likes:
Gallery openings, Egyptian silk, VIP rooms, slapping bald men on the head
Dislikes:
art, near white caviar served in anything other than a 24-karat gold ramkin




