Character Bios

Our Favorite Athletes On Monday Night Combat
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    Primary Weapon

    Assault Rifle

    Secondary Weapon

    Grenade Launcher

    Upgradable Skills

    Bomb


    Remote detonated bombs can attach to enemy players, turrets and bots.

    Fly


    Hover jets allow the Assault to fly for a short time.

    Assault Charge


    Assault charges forward and damages everything he hits.

    Assault Passive


    Increases jump height and critical shots.

    Press Interview

    Press Quote 1:
    (When asked her thoughts on the new instantly replay system)
    (Stared at reporter until reporter made uncomfortable.)


    Press Quote 2:
    (When asked to stomp her foot once if in favor of the new instant replay rule and twice if not in favor)
    (Stared angrily at reporter until reporter withdrew request.)


    Press Quote 3:
    (After another reporter made joke about her being ‘great girlfriend material’ on the account of her being mute)
    (Assassin cloaked self. Seconds later reporter was physically beaten by unseen assailant. MNC officials deny any correlation between the two incidents.)

    Personal

    The Assault is the closest thing Monday Night Combat has to a “big play man”. He is the center of attention always, and the unofficial leader of the pack. He is most often seen driving the attack while dazzling the crowd with his acrobatic plays and daring-do.

    Notable DNA:
    Riddick Bowe, Princess Diana, David Beckham, Benny Hill

    Likes:
    Gallery openings, Egyptian silk, VIP rooms, slapping bald men on the head

    Dislikes:
    art, near white caviar served in anything other than a 24-karat gold ramkin

     

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